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John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
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March 21st, 2008 at 7:39 pm
That was awesome!!!! Did that kid throw up after that or something? 5 stars!
March 17th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
i love the jokesssssss.LOL
March 17th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
i love the jokes.
March 8th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Holy Shamoly! I wonder what the kid did after that. Listerine?
February 23rd, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Good work too whoever wrote the joke! 10 times better then me!
February 9th, 2008 at 11:29 am
lol
January 26th, 2008 at 5:19 am
good thing i didnt read that while i was eating!!!!! LOL
January 21st, 2008 at 10:23 am
Ick. I feel bad for the boy, but that was HILARIOUS!! I kinda like this website even though “obsessed” is a girl.
January 17th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
love it! =~)
January 14th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Blech. Funny though