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John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
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December 28th, 2007 at 10:37 am
its a dish dog
December 19th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
That’s really nasty.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
so obvious yet i dont figure it out
December 9th, 2007 at 10:18 am
eeeeeeeew…. but i liked it
December 2nd, 2007 at 4:39 pm
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
December 2nd, 2007 at 11:58 am
Thats grossss. But it was funny anyway!
November 30th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
very nice to read . I enjoyed it very much =)
November 28th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
um discusting but kl!
(KOOL)
November 27th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
clllllllassic!
November 27th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
same as petlover