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John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
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November 13th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
I feed my dog eggs and bacon and hamburgers.
November 12th, 2007 at 1:18 am
rofl
November 11th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
It’s so obvious its coming yet i break down laughing!!!
November 9th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 3rd, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Ew, that’s just gross.
October 23rd, 2007 at 1:36 am
just gross, man.
October 16th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Good Joke!!
October 13th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Man i have this joke memorized i read it once i laughed hard now i can recite it. 8-:
October 9th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
I love all these jokes even though i can locate almost every one of them in my old magazines!
October 6th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
my gut busted into pieces after i read it!!!!!!!!!!