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John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
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September 30th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
THIS JOKE IS COOL !!!
September 30th, 2007 at 9:52 am
September 29th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Funny, but unbelievable and unrealistic.
September 28th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Somebody told a joke like that to me once. But the dog’s name was “Salt-water”.
September 28th, 2007 at 9:31 am
:-O awes0me but gr0ss
September 22nd, 2007 at 9:04 pm
Cold Water is my gradpa’s dog’s name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(:^O (cool smiley face huh?)
September 8th, 2007 at 10:09 am
3 STARS GOOD
September 7th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
I love that one!
(I’ve been telling it for awhile!)
September 3rd, 2007 at 6:17 pm
My brother and I love this Joke.
September 3rd, 2007 at 11:36 am
Funny!!!! :p