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John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
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August 30th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
I saw this skit and the whole pack laughed for 5 minutes.
August 25th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
funny!!!!!!!!!!!;):):0
August 20th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
This joke ROX MY SOX!!!
August 16th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
this joke rox my sock. but not both. just one
August 15th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Now accualy make it hot water. Then the boy will get confused.
GREAT!
August 13th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
reely good, but not the bst joke
August 13th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Very Funny
August 13th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Help desk and library! How may I help you?
August 6th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
thats disgusting but when your a boy if its disgusting its funny most of the time
August 6th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
REALLY CLEVER!!