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John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
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July 29th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
funny
July 29th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
hockey girl the reason its called boys life is that it has boy jokes that boys like. your girl scout magizines jokes that you like!!! SO DONT CRITISIZE OUR BOY JOKES!!!!!
July 26th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
That’s so cute, he’ll pay more attention next time. Why didn’t he ask;why he didn’t have hot water??
July 25th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
The cold water part was funny
T.j
July 23rd, 2007 at 4:36 pm
*chokes on drink* That’s *cough* a good one!
July 22nd, 2007 at 2:57 pm
funny and gross
July 19th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
i love this joke W0000000T
July 19th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
ya i agree hockey girl
July 19th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
I hear stuff like that all the time and they’re al pretty funny
July 17th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Yes I’m a girl, but chill! It’s not like I’m doing anything wrong- girls can do whatever they want!
About the joke, absolutely gross- my brother once ate meat our dog had licked though! (LOL)